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I like excerpts. They're like snapshots of some element of my life, and when you look at them, you can see one static little window and try to guess what's just outside the contextual frame. I wish I had some more excerpts from stuff to post here. Actually...

Joe, HUB supervisor: "...Yeah, I try to avoid throwing up whenever possible, because I dislike it so much."
Shana: "Well, you know, I think that's probably true for the vast majority of people."
Joe: "The thing is, when I throw up, the blood vessels in my eyes rupture and my eyeballs are stained red for two weeks."
Shana: "Oh...my. That's--that's interesting."
Joe: "It's hereditary."

Two excerpts from My Life with Maura:

In my mailbox:

"I went to the Pearl Jam concert for free last night and all I got was to meet Tim Robbins
                                       suck on THAT you Ani-phile,
                                       Maura"

On my voicemail:

"I'madriver!I'mawinner!ThingsaregonnachangeIcanfeelit!"

Excerpt from my Envi Sci lab manual:

"Mayflies spend all but a day of their year-long lives as small, nondescript brown critters called nymphs, foraging among the rocks on the bottoms of rivers and certain lakes. At some signal only they understand, the nymphs swim to the surface en masse, split their skins and emerge winged and brave in colors from dull olive to white as snow. They have neither stomachs nor mouth parts. They fly up from the water into the only procreative encounter of their short lives: an occurrence so furious and consumptive that they die from it. This set of biologaical cirucmstances can leave you with an emotional reaction sowewhere between revulsion and envy."

My NEW All-Time Favorite Movie Quote:

"We have to get the animals off the ship!"
~Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

What a terrifically bad movie! The science in it was actually worse than Spiderman 2, about which (BEN) I've heard some complaints. It was a lot like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen in a lot of ways, except with more sexual tension and more of Angelina Jolie's lips. (Which I guess is redundant.) But, you should all see it anyway so that you will know the context of my NEW All-Time Favorite Movie Quote. It's totally worth it, I promise.